Epic Failures and Engrish

He's not playing chess. See the top left corner to know what he's really doing..

AHHHH BURGLAR HAAALLLLPPPPPPP

It was my birthday two days ago. To celebrate, I bought a new toy.



The new toy is not Domo-kun. It's the object used to take the picture of Domo :D. It's just an entry-level cam..



I think I deserve a new toy. After all, I spent the first 30 minutes or so of my birthday in the Toilet. Of all places..



I'm 20 years old now. I'm gonna miss being a teen. =(

STAFF STRIKE THIS THURSDAY
posted by UMSU on Wednesday, May 20 2009

This Thursday, 21 May, the University of Melbourne staff will be striking to demand better working conditions such as a decrease in class size and workload. This is part of statewide strike action by the National Tertiary Education Union.This benefits all of us; it is our education that is affected when classes are too big and staff are overworked.So this Thursday, support your staff and don't come on to campus, but come help the picket line!
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Contact: Frances
Title: Welfare Office

22 May - Minda's and my birthday dinner

26 May - My Birthday

10 June - Investments Finals

15 June - Audit Finals

17 June - Financial Accounting and Introductory Personal Finance Finals

30 June - :D

5 July - 10 July - Sydney trip!

13 July - 16 July - Gold Coast trip!

I can't wait for my exams to be OVERRRRRR

I drew a Magikarp on Msn Messenger whilst lying down on the bed..

My favourite dinosaur.

The anatomic disproportionateness of this creature intrigues me. Plus, it's so damn cute.

I pity whoever visits HELP's main block..

You'll gonna have to look at my face! Haha!

I haven't had a look of it myself yet..

My Christmas presents this year are probably the best I've ever had =) Wheeeeee happy happy..

I'm on leave from today until Jan 5, because I can, and because I'm lazy. I need a break from being cheap labour.. either that or practicing the fine art of stoning in front of the laptop for 8 hours.

I am now a pro at operating the big bad printer/photocopier/scanner.. and finding source documents.. wooohooo

I've learnt that you know that you know too much about music when you have to tell a waitress who's the artist of the song that's playing on their TV...

Anyway, I'll be going back home in 2 days! WHEEEEEEE! And I won't be greeted with a slap of Unemployment to the face, because I finally secured an internship =) Whooopeee...

And.. if all goes well, I should be getting tickets for the Coldplay concert tomorrow. =)

I've got another wisdom tooth growing! Hahahaha.. discovered it last night.

That doesn't mean I'm any wiser though.. considering all the stupid things I've said and done.

My exam's ending next Wedesday. Two more papers to go. My first 2 subjects have already gone to Hell, so I'm hoping I don't self-destruct and blow my final 2 subjects too.

I'm starting to feel, much more frequently now, that when I was a baby I must have fallen from the top of the Stupid tree and hit every Stupid branch on the way down.

One of the things I've started to do when I'm not studying (taking an 'extended break') is play Black and White. It's some game where you get to play God. The version I'm playing is extremely old thanks to my shitty integrated graphics card =(.

During my first hour trying out the game I've... accidentaly destroyed a house by throwing a rock at it.. flung a sick man across the land also by accident.. and accidentaly destroyed another person's house by dropping a huge piece of rock too close to the entrance. Yeah, I'm unintentionally sadistic that way.

In that game, you get to choose a "Creature" which is supposed to be your "Godly form" or some sort. There's three retarded looking (thanks to the "awesome" graphics) animals to choose from. I chose a cow. Big fat stupid lazy retarded Moo all the time cow. Yeah.

I think I need to find something better to do. And post less boring stuff as well.

I'm flying home in One month. Wheee.

WHEEEE!!

I FOUND A $100 NOTE ON THE ROAD TODAY!

WOOOOHOOOOO!

I want some man eye candy... Imma treat myself to some man eye candy.

Behold..

As for what I've been up too lately.. I just bought myself a green Ipod nano a few days ago. And a box with 32 pieces of Lindt chocolate which only cost me around $14. Awesome.

And studying for Corporate Law is such a bitch.

The Office is one of the best shows ever.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.


They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Hahahahaha I did the stupidest thing I've ever done today. It wasn't intentional =(...

Now it's being used as blackmail. =(

I hope my lunch and haircut later today will be DAMN GOOD.

If not I'll lament the emptiness of my wallet and bank account..

=(

I PASSED my mid terms!
I am SO happy!

Especially for ACE since I couldn't finish the paper.. and half the students failed. It was seriously tough.

Now I really regret making stupid bets..

Sometimes, I wish that the stupid politcians of Malaysia who say things such as 'Chinese are pendatangs' and their fellow poster-ripping cronies would just drop dead like flies or something. Reading the news these days makes me feel so depressed.

Malaysia could do so much better.